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It's A Family Tradition

9/11/2016

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     The stories of our lives are often illustrated by the damage they do to our bodies, and true outdoorspeople wear these bruises and scars proudly, gesturing to them during a tale the same way a kindergarten teacher refers to pictures during story time while her students sit criss-cross-applesauce on carpet squares, at full attention. This story is connected to a bruise the size of a half-dollar, lemon yellow with just a hint of brown, tucked neatly in the soft meat of my right shoulder socket at the point where my cheek touches my torso. I'm pointing to it now, for your reference.
     I'm impressed when anyone can do anything with some measure of consistency. I would love to say I have never missed an opening hunt on the first day of shotgun season, or I have a secret fishing hole that I visit every spring, or even that I haven't missed an episode of Bowhunt or Die, which comes out every Friday online. I wear the Mantle of Shame for my shortcomings, far too often putting aside what I want to do for what I think I have to do. That's why I appreciate people who can stop life, say no to requests, and can uphold family traditions that were started far before they were even born. Those types of people have staying power.
     Sixty years of squirrel hunting over Labor Day weekend is almost unfathomable to my mind, but that is what my friend's family has been doing with pride. I saw the hunting grounds back in July as we examined his fall food plots, focusing more on the deer and casually mentioning the squirrels. Bordering each field was a dense ring of oak-hickory trees, the original deciduous forest type for West Central Illinois, back before we introduced conifers and lesser species of softwoods for our viewing pleasure. We ventured into the trees, noting height and nut crop, as my friend mentioned his family's squirrel hunting history. He was eagerly anticipating this year's hunt, and had six weeks to finish clearing brush before the hunters arrived. His children were going out with him this year, and he wanted to make sure the path down to a memorial site where one hunter's ashes had been carefully spread years earlier was open. 
     Fast forward six weeks, and family had come in from all around. Squirrel was simmering on the stove as I pulled in the driveway, my husband and I tempted from small-town food and festivities by the promise of trap shooting on a perfect Sunday. Uncles, siblings, parents, and grandkids gathered around a table of ammo, chattering excitedly about new guns purchased through the year and the merits of new styles of choke tubes. As outsiders, we were instantly and overwhelmingly welcomed, my hand-me-down Winchester accepted into the fold with Benellis and Berettas leaning against the oak tree in the yard. As soon as the town parade finished and everyone was ready, we took turns shooting on the line, Annie Oakley style. No one kept score, but we all pushed for the satisfying sound of breaking a bird missed by the person in front of us. One sweet girl, too young to shoot, donned earmuffs and served as the Official Clay Sorter, handing them one by one to the thrower, never complaining her role and cheering us all on equally. We stopped now and again for a drink, a sucker from one of the parade candy bags, or to cluster around a malfunctioning firearm, tinkering with triggers and springs in the guts of the gun until it was in proper working order again. The sun sank lower, the shells piled higher, and the squirrel finally softened enough to eat, served with a side of squirrel gravy and pillowy mashed potatoes.
     Sixty years is a long time to maintain a tradition; people move, families bicker, land changes hands, and life gets in the way. Despite all the odds, this one is still going strong, with young new inductees in line, waiting for their turn behind the gun. I guess I get to include myself as an honorary member, for that evening I received a brief, but powerful text: "Fyi...you will be expected to attend Labor Day festivities going forward...next year you squirrel hunt." And next year, you can bet that I will, and that my little bruise will return for this story's sequel.

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an unexpected #trophyTuesday

5/17/2016

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    #TrophyTuesday: a way for hunters and anglers to share great memories from the field and pond through social media. If you're a Twitter person, @AverageHunter hosts this hashtag, and it's worth the search. I didn't anticipate this morning that I would actually have a #TrophyTuesday...sort of.
     I've always had outside dogs, until this past year. Age finally caught up with my sweet pups, and both had to be put down. I haven't been able to fill the void, and slowly, varmints have started testing the boundaries at home. A raccoon here, a 'possum there, and now my homestead is being targeted by invaders looking for a free meal and warm places to pop out babies. I'm under attack, and this morning, I had to strike back.
     I'm a teacher, so mornings start early, and as I padded around the house at dawn, my husband sounded the alert. 'Possum, due east. I grabbed my shotgun (conveniently placed next to my dresser for easy access), tossed on a robe over my jammies, and headed outside. The biggest 'possum I'd ever seen was lumbering across my lawn, dragging her belly in the grass like a barge full of corn on the Illinois River. I pulled up, took aim, and shot high from 45 yards. Crapstick. Shot #2 found home, and I was feeling pretty good about myself and my homeland defense program, all before 6:30 am. 
     Not many people would consider an opossum a trophy, but when it means I don't have to worry about a nest with 1,000 babies in my garage, I'm pretty pleased. If we could just come to an understanding and they would kindly leave a "no-fly zone" around the house, I'd appreciate it, since they help curb snake and insect populations without carrying rabies, but they just won't take the hint. Until they do, I'll have to stay on the ready--or just break down and get another pup.


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